Little do I realise, my parenting is under constant scrutiny.
Miss three and a half years is the primary srcuitneer so I discover.
I invite you into our latest conversation (I say 'conversation' but it was very one sided).
"Mum! You are very naughty" announces Phoebe (age 3), hands on hips for emphasis.
"Why?" I reply meekly.
Phoebe holding up a can of disinfecting air spray "I just sprayed this!!" slamming the can onto the kitchen bench. "You left it on the little table and I could reach it. That is very naughty. Please don't leave it on the table!"
Phoebe storms off.
I stood there dumbfounded.
Trying not to giggle.
That's me told!!